I have run Malewarebytes, Spybot, Ccleaner Ad-Aware, Panda, AVG and still have a google/yahoo redirect virus on my computer. Looking for someone who seriously knows computers. Have a hi-jack this log availabe also.
Tries both Kaspersy and Symantic TDS killer programs nothing found except “KERNAL CALLBACK DETECTED…..or somethin.”
every time i try to use google i get a microsoft security message saying my pc is infected. panda antivirus ok?
possible virus probs
affilateguru answers:
Do NOT use System restore or you will infect the Restore partition.
It’s a malware infection, use the following free programs, download, install, update and reboot into Safe Mode to scan:
Malwarebytes Anti-Malware:
Select Scan your Computer, select your drive and select Perform Complete Scan and remove infections, then click on Preferences, click Repairs Tab and click on any of the System and Browser Repair Items that you may have problems with then click Perform Repair.
Spyware Doctor Starter Edition – Realtime monitoring:
This is an easy to use, preconfigured application that is ready to use as soon as you install it.
It will protect against spyware, adware, spyware trojans,keyloggers and more.
Download, install, update and Immunize, turn off Tea Timer then click ‘Check for problems’ then when complete select all and then ‘Fix Checked’
Open Spybot, click on Mode, select Advanced, click on Tools then Resident and untick Resident ‘Tea Timer’
Do NOT untick Resident ‘SD Helper’ as that is your protection.
Kylee asks…
have u seen the panda bear chow-chowz?
look up on google…. Panda Bear Chow-Chows.. Amazing!
affilateguru answers:
Yes, it is amazing!
LOL!
GSP
Charlie asks…
Which is the most popular animal ever the tiger or the giant panda?
I havejn’t gottten any straight answers from google.
affilateguru answers:
Tiger, for many reasons
it´s very strong, it´s cool and many people choose it as their favorite animal
Wayne asks…
What part of china do panda’s live in?
I am writing a book about a girl whose father is a poacher and kills a mother panda, but the girl discovers a baby panda cub, the mother panda‘s baby. This all takes place in a chinese forest, but I just can’t find which part of china that is. I looked up on google more than just a few times to find out where the story could possibly take place, but it didn’t provide the answers I was looking for.
Are there a specific towns and villiges? If anybody knows any, that would be very helpful.
affilateguru answers:
They live in SiChuan province and Shannxi province.
Shelley asks…
After getting Panda IS 2008 on my laptop, it has been running really funky?
I have Vista Premium. The computer freezes frequently now. The internet explorer looks like it has changed to a WAY old version, but it still can do the same things and has the same tabs. Google Chrome gets a little blue bar over the whole top portion when i use it.
WHAT DO I DO!?!?!?!?
Thanks!
affilateguru answers:
Take out google chrome , Chrome has a vi system and it does not run right. Try loading it again.if it happens again stop using it.and runs hot and try using a ice cooler for it because vista takes to much memory.
The blue line is a error code
The Google Slapper is the most complete guide to grabbing your slice of the internet pie. This kid discover why over 90% of people who try, never end up making a single dollar online. It’s an unfortunate fact, but it doesn’t have to be true for you.
Google Slapper
This kid is going to reveal his simple tricks to avoid the 3 BIGGEST mistakes people make when starting out online. Using these tactics and you can skip all the crap and get right to the good stuff!
The Secret to Instant Content that will have people foaming at the mouth to buy what you’re offering and you don’t have to write one single word of it! (This has NEVER been spoken about ANYWHERE else before).
How you can legally and ethically ‘steal’ multiple top ten Google listings for almost anything you want, and stare in awe at the stampede of traffic it will bring to your sites and offers.
A devastatingly effective method for slapping nearly any site you compete with, down to page two – while you snag all their visitors and commissions.
Davina asks…
Does Google Slapper really works. thank you for answers.?
affilateguru answers:
Ow!
Yes, yes it does.
Alana asks…
Do you think Google changing their name to ‘Topeka’ on April Fool’s Day 2010 is (was) funny?
Topeka, Kansas was one of many cities who petitioned Google to bring their new ultra fast internet service to their city. The city of Topeka even changed (or postured to change) their city’s name to ‘Google‘ in an effort to impress the decision-makers at Google and in hopes they would decide in Topeka’s favor. So in turn, the folks at Google thought they would do something clever by changing their name to ‘Topeka’ — at least for April Fool’s Day, 2010.
Do you (or did you) think that was humorous? Did you laugh at their twist of nanes? Was it a real “knee-slapper” in terms of good jokes (or practical jokes) you might see or hear on April Fool’s Day?
Or was it just rather obtuse? i.e.a joke that has to be explained for most to get it
Was it even….a “groaner?” (i.e. so lame, you groan when you hear or understand the attempt at humor)
Foir Bonus Points — Whose idea at Google was this?
And what makes it MORE funny is that these same two had a slapper‘s fight http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt3iRprP4O4
HAHAHA arh man you gotta laugh really arh well time for bed goodnight peoeple
affilateguru answers:
$hit!!! Look at Drogba’s biceps!
They’re huge!
Jemima asks…
POLL: Would you say i was attractive…?
Okay, i don’t want any really offencive answers…
Im 16 female, natural brunette, but i dyed my hair red (not bright red, like only red in sunlight, if that makes sense)
I wouldn’t say i was massively over weight, but not mega skinny, kinda average.
I also have glasses, but not like full on geek specks, sorta like Gok Wan’s glasses but a dark purple.(Google him if your not sure)
I would say im not ‘goth’ or ‘chav’ i dress normally, like skinny jeans and checked shirts.
I don’t go OTT with makeup, so im not a slapper lol, i only wear a little bit of eyeliner foundation and mascara.
How to find my site is affected by new algorithm of Google?
hello friends,
Yesterday,My site got 3rd position to certain keyword on google and also has Good position to other keywords. Today, my site is gone from SERP. i don’t know the reason. some performers asked it is googlepanda updates.please tell how can i find that and how can i get the previous position?
Cheers,
Siva
affilateguru answers:
A few things you can do:
1. Check Google Webmasters Forum. You may find helpful answers there.
2. Check your competitors’ websites that appear to have better SERP placement than your site. Compare content quality, keywords, quality of backlinks, site performance, etc. Anything they do well that you can also implement?
3. Check out recent articles about Google Panda Update. You may be able to find helpful info & suggestions. Here are a few:
4. Google has recently provided a new feature allowing users to block any site they want to. If a site gets blocked by a lot of users, it may get dropped to lower position.
Based on what you learn, you can hypothesize a few reasons why your site got dropped to lower SERP placement and take actions accordingly. But remember, this is a trial-and-error game, and it may take a while to improve.
Elizabeth asks…
How much money would it cost to buy a red panda?
if you dont know what they are google red panda. im fully willing to take care of it and i have saved plenty of money over time, could anybody give me an estimate?
affilateguru answers:
Priceless. Pandas are a protected species.
Paul asks…
What is Google Panda?
affilateguru answers:
1.Google Panda is the latest update of Google algorithm
2.it can be called Google Panda or Google Farmer
3.Its a cleaning tool of Google database
4.Warning Signal of Low Quality Websites
Websites will affect for the following reasons due to this new algorithm
1. Non relevant Content
2. Duplicate Content
3. Poorly written content
4. High ad to content ratio
5. Poorly Designed
Thanks Regards
http://www.wonesty.com
Chris asks…
need opinion on painting dogs? search panda dog on google images first plz!!!?
well i saw this thing and people in japan were dying their chow chows like pandas,lions,tigers and so on and at first i thought that it was crazy but i saw the panda and i was like, that’s really realistic and cool and it didn’t bother the dogs so i was wondering what your opinions are.
(i would let the dye grow out not permanent.)
affilateguru answers:
Dying a dog to look like a panda was an idea that originated at a animal shelter in japan that was overstocked and needed to get lots of dogs adopted in a very short amount of time. They dyed the dogs to look like pandas, the “kawaii” effect kicked in, and the dogs were all adopted. The trend grew from there.
As far as a gimmick for getting the animals adopted I agree with it. However, I personally don’t consider worth the money to do it for my own pets.
Shelley asks…
How to make a panda using symbols?
like a smiley face panda, i searched google and i couldn’t find anything, but ascii art, i want like :] pandas not all that complicated stuff
affilateguru answers:
See your duplicate question.
The dude or girl with the skull and crossbones avatar had a really good one!
Richard asks…
Go to Google Images and give me the cutest picture of a panda that you can find.?
=)
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Http://www.fanpop.com/spots/pandas/links/2890019
Hope this helps. First time I’ve gotten involved in Yahoo! Answers.
Kirstie asks…
What is the complete taxonomy of the Giant Panda Bear?
Okay, so i;m doing a powerpoint in biology and my animal is the Giant Panda Bear. I have to find the complete taxonomy of my animal. & i’ve looked all over the web, google, ask, bing, etc. But i cannot find the SUPER CLASS & the correct SPECIES of the Giant Panda Bear.
Do you know where i can find it, or do you happen to know it. THanks,
And send a few good men up to ****slap Canada just for GP.
In order to clean our house, and sweep our streets, we’ve got to help get rid of the dirt blowing in Atlas baby..
Mexico is full of good people.
affilateguru answers:
I don’t think we need to go into Mexico, just build up security at the borders to keep the drug thugs the heck out of US….
Agreed, we do need to clean house.
Please don’t misunderstand, i know there are good people in Mexico, i meant the crazy @ss cartels.
Joseph asks…
Honestly, Is this an okay story?
Its for English class for a completely random story prompt So I chose to write about a nerd who can’t get a date and epically fails every time he tries. It’s supposed to be at least a little bit humorous But I’m not exactly sure. Feedback please!
I am Sheldon Mackenzie Longbottom, I am a nerd, a bachelor, and sometimes deemed a creeper. My hobbies consist of playing video games like; Halo 1, 2, and 3, World Of Warcraft, Oblivion, Runescape, and getting my greasy hands on all of the Naruto and Bleach games I can find available. I also write a fan fiction on Desperate House Wife’s weekly about Gabrielle A.K.A Eva Longoria , my guilty pleasure. This leads to most of my time being spent indoors ,which makes me pale and my freckles and zits pop out. I have very curly shoulder length hair that I normally keep in a ponytail with a cowlick by my ear. And I have one thing in common with you, I want babes.
Normally the female population would be turned off by acne infested, ponytails , and short chubby men. But with that one special bodacious woman, it will turn her on like a bathroom faucet. And believe me when I say that ‘ babe catching’ is not my forte. And this is twenty seven ways to show you my mistakes , so you my loyal readers will be a chivalrous and total hit with the opposite gender.
Mistake # 1 , Corny Pick Up Lines.
September 17th , 2009
Dear Journal,
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I was walking down the school corridor with my lifetime partner in crime and best friend, Dawson. And then It hit me , the opportunity of a lifetime. Like a light at the end of a tunnel Running , Running, to reach it. Like getting your results on American Idol on Hollywood week walking down the long isle of stairs. Seeing all of the judges, especially Kara , yes, the hot one. But it was actually the most beautiful woman on earth. Taylor Terry. With her flowing long blond hair and her well rounded blue eyes. It’s quite probable that everyone here would slap a baby to marry her and make be the father of her children. Too bad she doesn’t even know I exist. But today was the first day of the rest of my life, because I was going to change that thanks to Google. I slowly left Dawson and pulled out the list of pick up lines that I printed off last night as I made my way to get to her. “ Hey Taylor,” I gulped and pulled the piece of paper up to my face so I could quickly choose a pick up line and pick one. “ Your eyes are like lasers, because they are absolutely stunning.” And then I was finally aware of what I have done in front of the entire school body and passed out. The weird thing was when I woke up in the nurse Alvarado’s office she and the principal were getting a little more intimate than I would appreciate seeing. I mean this is old people we are talking about here , its gross even thinking about that. Then I truly realized how invisible I really am. Even though I’m fat.
So basically pick up lines equal a waste of time and very useful office space to Nurse Alvarado. Even the good ones will get you a back hand to the Face. So dear readers please indulge in another way of breaking the ice. Because pick up lines will only pick up your heart to be dropped and shattered into a million pieces.( either that or the falling of my fat body as I pass out cold.) But I must bid you anew because I have a quadruple Decker salami sandwich and ramen noodles calling my name.
With Knowledge and Night elves,
Sheldon Mackenzie Longbottom
affilateguru answers:
Ok, I loved the first paragraph. It was humorous, like you’d intended it to be. But the second paragraph was a bit of a “huh?” in some parts. The basic thing you were trying to say in the journal i could understand, but you have to fix a few things here and there that don’t quite add up to it. But other than that, it was really well written.
Susan asks…
Wow! 400 millions dollar just to create anarchy inside Iran and you say Iran is threatening other countries!!!?
who says America doesn’t meddle and or even going as far as to helping terrorists to create terrorism if it suits it’s interest.
BTW I would recommend anyone who is skeptical about this to watch the movie Charlie Wilson’s War(if it helps to attract your attention a bit more to this movie then there are two Oscar winning actors/actress Oscar winner Tom hanks is in the the movie as the lead role as well as the the beautiful and gracious actress Julia Roberts)
here is the link of Imdb’s http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062/
if you don’t have the time to watch or can’t find it in your local stores please go read some of the posts or reviews by movie goers at the message board of this movie .you will learn a lot about who creates threat for who and how it slaps back on face of the original instigator.
here is the link to the message board just go read a few threads won’t take hours.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062/boar…
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http://www.baltimorechronicle.com/2009/0…
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2009/…
there are so many websites where you can get news about this .just Google congress passed 400 millions dollars for Iran.and you will find a lot info from different sites.
i think the recent violence in Iran after the election probably has some kind of relation to the 400 million “anarchy budget” or “secret war budget” “covert operations budget”(whatever you want to call it) and most likely is funded.and yes you don’t need 400 million dollars but only a small part of that money would be enough to influence a small part of the whole people of Iran to go and protest.
so tell me who is really threatening who?haven’t read or heard Iran allocated any amount of their government money to screw USA or Israel as USA has done so by passing such a bill.
@Allison, the (deleted) Nice Lady Hello i know that very well but the point i am trying to make USA with this kind of secret budget helps dissident groups and recently in Iran the terrorist groups jundalh is seen very active like bombing or killing Iranian soldiers, police .
and USA funded the Taliban(now)(then it was freedom fighters to evict USSR from Afghanistan)
@Allison, the (deleted) Nice Lady
seems like you are putting words in my mouth.
i didn’t say every where i am specifically speaking about Iran.and anyway when USA don’t even have any diplomatic relation with Iran why would USA need a 400 Million dollars budget for secret operations for Iran.it is not a coincidence?is it?
affilateguru answers:
If you HAD watched that movie, you would know it was about Afghanistan, not Iran.
OK so the point you are trying to make is that we did this in Afghanistan, so everywhere else in the world we see trouble we must imagine we are funding it?